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My Xmas good deed (note: this is a "joke" not a true story

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Nov 20, 2017.

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  1. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Thats me told.

    I cant deal with this.
     
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  2. Tina.

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    Aye stone lol!!
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Bollox, I've never had this happen. If it did I'd be fuming. For days.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 20, 2017
  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Christmas starts on the 24th Dec and ends the next day. And Boxing Day is the most enjoyable day of the year as it’s another year until Xmas comes back around and the horse racing is good.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Nov 20, 2017
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Boxing day is the best day of the year because xmas is over and ye go out on an all day piss up with yer mates and male family members.

    The day after boxing day is the worst day of the year.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 20, 2017
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm going to a big family get together on boxing day, planning on playing Werewolf. Fun if you're drunk or even if you aren't.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 20, 2017
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:
     
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    Gambol, Nov 20, 2017
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  9. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    It's still not Xmas.

    Jip delete this ****e.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Bah humbug
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Exactly.

    Xmas is bad enough at the time nevermind weeks before.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 20, 2017
  12. Tina.

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    Away and fling shîte at yersel.
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
  13. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Just cos thats what they all do in yer auld folks home doesn't me the rest of us do it.
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Santa was invented by prods <ok>
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 20, 2017
  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    *arseholes
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 21, 2017
  16. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Hugely overweight, works only one day a year, spends a lot of time in kid's bedrooms...

    Has all the hallmarks of a Prod right enough.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Nov 21, 2017
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  17. gas

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    Agree with most of the above however if you get some charlie for the day after boxing day it can also rival said day in "best day of the year" stakes. The day after the day after boxing day is a bit rough though tbh. <ok>
     
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  18. Tina.

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    Saint Nick.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    Sounds like too much bother, I prefer Trivial Pursuit.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Duh. That’s why he was invented. To get away from Saint Nick.
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 21, 2017
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