The official nonce/shed free weekend thread.

Tin of Ambrosia m3

Pop it in **** off out for a few hours, come home to a hot bowl of rice pudding

 

Sex toys are a particular problem. You have to shove the rabbit up her **** to see if it works correctly. If it doesn't give it a bloody good clean before taking at back especially if she's got the painters in.

 

I sure do. If I wanted to cook rice I'd buy a rice cooker. If I wanted to slow cook I'd buy a slow cooker. Not Mr Tefal's fault the pair didn't like how the rice turned out. Yer man in the shop said it was going in the bin because used cooking items could not be re-sold. My advice is to hang around a certain famous electrical appliance shop's bins if you want second hand slow cookers.

 

Only papes rake bins, ya kiddy-fiddling bassa

 

And scousers which amounts to the the same thing

 

And steal chicken.

In the Nandos in Croydon at the weekend and we were the only honkies in there until four pikeys turned up and started trying to serve themselves frozen yoghurt onto the take away cup lids. Staff came over to stop them and one of the rats used the distraction to steal a bag of take away chicken.

Surrounded by every colour of cannibal on the Congo and all of a sudden I'm feeling ashamed to be white. F.ucking dirty thieving pikey c.unts.

 

Imagine living in London and actually having to eat in establishments that serve coons as well.

 

Shame you didn't get shanked.

 

By the Pikeys or the bone crunchers?