You haven't got the idea of this thread have you. Let me help....visiting Scotland's finest charity shops As for me i will be having a relaxing weekend in England, probably having beer at some point to mix with my meds. If i get the mix wrong be sure GC will see a Kev meltdown as per the Norm.
Allow me to recommend a sparkling mix of Special Brew and amphetamine sulphate - the old Croydon Champagne Cocktail. Goes down well with a handful of magic mushrooms.
I'm sure it'll be a very nice tree. On the subject of Christmas, the wife and I managed to track down some rather wonderful tree decorations yesterday: please log in to view this image I hope our Jewish neighbours don't mind.
I was in a well known computer store last weekend and a couple, of Asian origin if that helps, came in with one of those electric slow cookers and asked for their money back as it didn't cook rice the way they liked it. Yer man at the shop asked if there was anything wrong with the actual machine to which Mr & Mrs Sticky Rice said Naw. The chap then cheered right up and told them that as there was nothing wrong with it they were not entitled to a refund. Mr Sticky Rice kept pointing to his receipt which said he was entitled to a full refund but couldn't compute that it had to be un-opened and, more to the point, un-used. He insisted that his missus had cleaned it out after their last attempt at doing rice in it. Who the feck brings back a cooker after using it and expects their money back?
You make a judgement as to whether electrical appliances function properly before plugging it in and trial ?
