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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Nov 19, 2017.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    How's Ena Sharples these days?
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Bet she goes down easily.
     
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  3. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    You a Corrie watcher?
     
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  4. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Curry was ok ta , but I was to cautious with the curry powder , and it was watery as hell after the coconut milk was added . Yes , the water was almost all gone before I put it in .
     
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  5. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Yeah a right dirty little bitch....
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Who's fit?

    None are as far as I can see.

    I'd **** bricks doing this wobbly plank thing though. **** that.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The blonde one is.

    Anyone who says they wouldn’t shag the one from The Saturdays is lying too.
     
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  8. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Gets watered once a week....
     
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  9. Stan

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    The blonde is pointless. That’s the word for her.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I wasn't actually gonna bother with this ****e as I never do, might try it and see it it's any good though.
     
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  11. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    It’s usually quite good and I say that as a 42 year old man who thinks almost everyone is a ****.
     
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  12. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn’t you be in bed ?
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Nah, she isn't.

    She's about as average as it gets.
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    We can do average when needs must my friend.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The girl from the band is pretty not saying she's really good looking but she's the only one I'd say is attractive.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    We can indeed.

    That still don't make her fit.

    Ten pints might though!
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    Stan has liked your comment...that means two things, she's got horse teeth and I wid
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not long finished work ya cheeky tosser <laugh>

    Gonna go get some chicken <ok>
     
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  19. Stan

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    She’s just quite pretty. She’s no Sally (Mrs Stan’s plain friend).
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Chicken what?

    I'm getting munchie thoughts
     
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