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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/17/coupl...droom-wall-of-new-council-house-7086795/#mv-b

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    Tree roots are apparently growing out of the wall of this couple’s bedroom. Sarah Robinson, 20, and Scott Simpson, 26, were left baffled after finding the mysterious plant at their council house in Great Hoggett Drive, in Beeston, Nottingham. The couple now fear the tree roots could threaten them and their unborn baby, who is due in March next year. ‘The plants are actually growing in the wall cavity,’ Mr Simpson, a full time carer for his partner Sarah, said.

    It's a tree root you dumb pair of c.unts, not a f.ucking Triffid!!

    Have a gander at her, bint looks like she's been sniffing glue.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 17, 2017
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They should contact the council, maybe the branch office.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 17, 2017
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, you sir, are an imbecile.
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 17, 2017
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Leaf out the insults eh?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 17, 2017
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    You're barking up the wrong tree here
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    I've just twigged what you are up to.
     
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    I hope you get Dutch elm disease on your fetid knob.
     
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    Fridge Magnet, Nov 17, 2017
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    Not that old chestnut. <doh>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The ROOT of all evil! ****in yaaaaaaassssssssssssss <party>
     
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    Nenah Cherry
     
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    Fiona Apple <party>
     
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    Delete the site Scan got done by a fictional character
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 17, 2017
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    Eh?
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    Yew couldn't make it up.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 18, 2017
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He’s a full time carer to his pregnant gf?
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Yeah he rubs her acne cream on.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 20, 2017
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