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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Nov 17, 2017.

  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't rule it out though?
     
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  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Does for me!..
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah been there loads of times and pulled some right munters. Good fun pub for a ****ty little village though...
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm getting too old for this ****. Turn 75 on Sunday.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You were happy enough when she was 69 ... although perhaps I misunderstood? <whistle>
     
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  6. NSIS

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    It was a right laugh back then, mate. After the dance, come closing time, the car park would be full of misted up cars rocking and rolling.,...<laugh>
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yep exactly the same when I used to go, wouldn't surprise me if it's still the same now...

    I got a proper hiding off some bouncers there one night, the same night some pikeys petrol bombed a car in the car park with 3 lads I knew in it. Funny night.
     
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    We need a night out at this pub <laugh>
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That's what I was thinking <laugh>

    Where is it? I can still pass for 21 clean shaven depending on what I'm wearing! <diva>
     
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  10. NSIS

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    Sky’s right, it’s a great laugh ( assuming they still do ‘grab a granny night’ ) but the bouncers can be right ****s.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    When i was 20 i had a Welsh bird, who was 32 at the time. I used to go and see her at weekends as i was based at Taunton.

    Then i went off to N.Ireland, and used to call her everytime i could. So we booked a holiday to Turkey for when i returned.

    Holiday arrived, 2 days later i told her to **** off and went on the piss with a load of lads from Shrewsbury..

    I reckon she still hates me to this day.<laugh>
     
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  12. Burly Hurley

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    Yeh, she definitely does ya twat!!!
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    Met this welsh bird in Turkey once upon a time ... apparently she'd gone on holiday with her boyfriend who, to her relief, had finally come out and copped off with some male dancers from Shrewsbury ... she went like a train ... fine lass ...<cheers>
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Unless I'm mistaken @Skylarker never returned with his story...
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sounds like a rebound ****.
     
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    He's still making it up ... plus he's still got the mardies because I happened to mention his uncanny likeness to Alan Carr ... in all fairness, Alan Carr isn't going to grow a scraggy goatee so the chances of them ever turning up like two peas in a pod is slim ... well slimmer than Sky anyway ... don't worry he'll turn up when he's stopped sulking ... or when one of us is being mean to HIAG ... whichever happens first <laugh> <cheers>
     
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    ...that's what the lads from Shrewsbury were claiming <ok>
     
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  18. Stan

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    When I left school I took a year off to earn some money for uni. For a spell I worked in a video shop and during the day the single mums would come in and hover about, occasionally taking advantage of the £1 same day return deal, but often just hovering. Eventually my boss asked whether I realised that they kept coming in as they wanted a no commitment shag from a clueless, young, smiley person.

    Never banged one of them.

    Moron.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    My parents ran an off licence in Leicester ... we moved in when I was 3 ... I started serving in the shop in my early teens ... I was about 15 when a really hot lady in her early thirties came in and asked whether I could deliver a pizza later that evening ... the old man told me that he'd get my aunt, who also worked in the shop to drop it off, but that he'd let me do it after my 16th birthday ... took a while for me to realise what I'd missed ... gutted <laugh>
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You're a card Fossie. The cutting edge of comedy.

    Spike TV should make you star.
     
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