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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 17, 2017.

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  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    FUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!

    Wait a minute, she's not going to see a new gym at all!! She'll be going shopping the taig cow!!!!!!
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Jiffy. Find and bump your head transplant thread please.

    Humble pie to be served up I’m hearing.
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    My whit thread :cheesy:
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Mind a mad Russian doctor was going carry out the world’s first head transplant?
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 17, 2017
  5. Tina.

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    She’s going to see a guy called Jim ya fûcking eejit <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Nov 17, 2017
  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not shagging some gross boiler while her husband ****s in the armchair then fella?
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm going to crawl into a skip with rotten meat and cram maggots up my are .
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Saw someone collecting for children in need today. Didn’t give them any money as there was a butcher’s apron on the tin

    UTLR
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hahaha <laugh> I know, right? Pmsl. Prick.
     
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    monacoger, Nov 17, 2017
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ranjurs play Aberdeen twice in 6 days in the league

    Explain please @Sat In Greenwich
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    @Sat In Greenwich has always been a prick, the **** knows **** all, the man to ask is @Sat rat he knows the score
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    Im sticking to the floor in Maggie Mays for a bit tomorrow
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    They sell furstenberg in there iirc <ok>
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 17, 2017
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's nothing, Dev is getting thrown at a giant dartboard in the drum and monkey.
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Really

    I was in a pub in Hamilton that had Desperados on tap but only sold it in schooners
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 17, 2017
  17. Strange Nipples ST

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    Bought a Japanese rice cooker for the wife today. 160 ****ing quid. To cook rice.

    Having a lazy day tomorrow. Watch the Celtic game. Eat a curry. Probably head into town on Sunday and check out the overpriced ****e at the Chrstmas markets. Maybe go watch a film if there's something on at the talkies.
     
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    Provably made in China


     
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  19. Strange Nipples ST

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    Almost certainly but it has Japanese writing on it.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    What about the rice cooker?
     
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