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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Nov 17, 2017.

  1. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Nominate.
     
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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    @Chief
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Quel surprise! <laugh> :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If you wanna get this thread up to around 20 pages in the next half hour, nominate @Jimmy the Cloot

    Serial granny shagger.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    But our society generally thinks it's ok if it's that way round. If it was a bloke with an 11 year old girl he'd get lynched, and rightly so.
     
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  7. Deleted #

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    Exactly! I wonder if I've been groomed without realising it...



    Yessss :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I didn't get the notification either, maybe I've got them turned off?

    Anyway, I'm the same really. Best I can do is about five years older. Sorry.

    She was the sandwich in a very dirty weekend when I manged to bang three different birds (at three different times) though, if that helps.

    I remember it fondly!
     
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  9. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Aye it is a little different, even if society doesn't want to admit it.
    Sex means something different to men and women, i have found.
    But 11 year olds is ****ing wrong, no matter the gender.....!
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    I had completely forgotten about that first one, remember discussing it at the time.
     
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  11. Deleted #

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    Mods don't get notifications when tagged in a post.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    That'll be it then!
     
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    **** it. No regrets <laugh>
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. NSIS

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    When I was in my 20’s there was a pub out near Westerham Kent that held an over 40’s dance night once a week. We used to go along for a ‘Grab a granny’ night.

    Actually some of these birds were pretty fit and, of course, being much younger, we were an attraction for them. We didn’t fail to score most weeks. Some you had to do in the back of a car as their old man was at home.

    One I remember was a very sexy looking blond. Danced with her, chatted, had a drink, and she invited me back to her place. She had this huge **** off house on a private estate in Sevenoaks. She was near on insatiable, luckily I was pretty fit and able to keep up.

    Saw her a couple more times, then she vanished.
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Yup ...



















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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The Grasshopper in Westerham?
     
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  18. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    That’s the one! <ok>
     
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  19. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You weren't the blonde were ya Sky?

    NSIS has been pining for ya.
     
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  20. NSIS

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    **** off!...she’d be in her 70’s or even 80’s nowadays!...
     
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