You seem riled, Tel. Don’t tell me that you’re a little bald ****er who’s always getting his nuts crunched? I’m sorry, mate! No offence intended.
I've got a good head of hair mate, that's one thing I ain't worried about. Not as good as yours, obviously.
No ****ing way! I may be bald but I’m not a twat, Tel. I wear a long black wig, to go with the Lycra leggings.
He can see what I post Tel, it's all bollocks about having me on ignore and he has been caught out plenty of times.
O! The irony! The bloke thought he was running away to Bangkok to marry a ladyboy, but ended up at Billy Smart’s!
Not even in the slightest, Tel. Think... a cross between Coverdale and Jesus, and you’ll be pretty close, mate.
