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Embarrassing moments

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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    In One! a total fantasist. <ok>
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    And by fantasist you mean ******.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Indeed, only a lonely sad ****** would big himself up on a football forum.
     
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  4. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. That’s the whole point of my post, you muppet! I was being ironic.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Moronic morelike <ok>

    Bell training for another day of hell on Not606
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  7. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    <laugh>
    I'm ****ing dying! HAHA
     
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  8. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    <laugh> State of this.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  10. I don’t tell you everything, Tobias. You know that.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    New Car eh you lying bastard...
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That went well for you HIAG.
     
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  13. I thought so.

    You boys were talking about getting caught ****ing and what ever, whereas my only real embarrassment was about my new motor.

    Who’s the real knob-jockey here, Tel?
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No. Sorry. You're not getting off the hook with that lame effort. Try again or just take the heat like a man.
     
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  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I think it went perfectly for him.

    Hiags posts usually remind me of the scene during the end credits of The Benny Hill Show
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    So true, Bruv!

    I slap the little ****er’s bald head and crunch his nuts (usually Pixie or Tobias), and then I have a whole load of tarts chasing after me!
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    For him.

    Exactly.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You just remind me of one of those boring little taxi drivers who never shut up.

    It's not hard to chase somebody who has face planted themselves into a heap on the floor.
     
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  20. pieguts

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    Had two of those and they contradicted each other. One said I was allergic to oranges, the other said I needed to eat more fruit and the guy specifically mentioned oranges!!!!
     
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