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Any good jokes about yesterday?

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  1. TJR_NUFC

    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    You'd think Sunderland would have a small non family section for the few supporters they have from out of town.
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 22, 2011
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    I once heard a mackem say:

    "I'd give my left leg to play up front for Sunderland."

    ****ing idiot.
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 22, 2011
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    What's the difference between Robert Green and Cheryl Cole?

    Cheryl caught something in Africa






    Manchester City's sponsor ETIHAD must surely realise by now that it stands for 'Eleven Twats In Hopeless Aspirational Dream'










    Few Tottenham fans at the match tonight

    Most of them decided to stay at home and watch it on their new plasma TV's..
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 22, 2011
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    Wolves fan Robbie Keane always hoped to play for Coventry and as a boy he flew over to Italy to see his beloved Inter Milan while secretly praying for the day he would play for Leeds. But as you know, there's only one team for a boy from Dublin - Spurs! He remembered how he always followed Liverpool as a Celtic fan and the only team he really wanted to play for were, of course, West Ham. But as he cheered on the Hammers, he realised that, as a baby, he was an avid L.A. Galaxy fan.
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 22, 2011
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    <laugh>

    Saw a similar, not as good one; Robbie Keane walks into a bar. He says to the barman. "I always dreamed of drinking in this bar, ever since I was a child."
     
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    Apparently, Steve Bruce had an 80's themed party for his players.

    O'Shea arrived in a Cavalier, Colbeck in a Sierra and Titus chose to come in an Escort.
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Aug 22, 2011
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    Well done
     
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    Yohan Cabaye, Aug 22, 2011
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    Top Tip for Newcastle United's next game:

    If you're watching on Sky+ press pause and wait a second before pressing play. Being a second or two behind the live play will give you that authentic Shola Ameobi viewpoint
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 22, 2011
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    &#8206;"It was deep into injury time. I managed to get in the way of a Lampard pass and the ball bounced to Giggs. He gave it to Nani, who crossed it in for Rooney to volley home the winning goal. The emotion took over me. I stripped off my shirt, ran towards the crowd and dived in to celebrate with the fans."

    "As I crawled back out and put my shirt back on, I knew I'd be in trouble."

    A paragraph from Howard Webbs new autobiography.

    <laugh> This one is class
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 22, 2011
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    That should sell a few copies.
     
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    thats a cracker :smile:
     
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    we scored one
    you scored none
    88 minutest and bardsleys gone
    with a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
    all the mackems f***ed off home
     
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    mmmkay, Aug 22, 2011
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