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Don't step off the path on way to City

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by dennisboothstash, Nov 14, 2017.

  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    How do the newts know where their designated area is?
     
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  2. originallambrettaman

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    They probably just follow the signs...

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  3. TIGERSCAVE

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    They've no problem until they get pissed.
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    I get as pissed as them & never have a problem getting Home.

    Lightweights.
     
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  6. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    But whose home?
     
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  7. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Look for a pikies horse.
     
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  8. DMD

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    Heightist.

    Do they do midget hogweed?
     
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  9. DMD

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    I don't know if it still occurs, but back in the 'swampy' the tree dwelling protester days, it was more than a one off for someone to create a legitimate reason to cross the land, and drop a newt out as they went...that sounds different to how I meant it, but I'm leaving it now.
     
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  10. DMD

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    Just looking again at the picture...could they be olive branches?
     
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  11. balkan tiger

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    Ah yes, it's covered in prickly barbs and poisonous. It must be one the Allams.
     
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  12. Jimmy Graham's bald head

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    Brilliant euphemism.

    "Are you ready to go?"

    "Give me 10 minutes, I just need to drop a newt out first"
     
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