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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 14, 2017.

  1. SpursDisciple

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    wtf does this mean????
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Which bit?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Yeah, some of the mods are funny.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Anyone git fancy and ever used their phone to turn home lights on, or even heat the oven etc?
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    I heard about those sort of people.
    Homosexuals, I think they are called.....
     
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  6. SpursDisciple

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    Mainly
    I don't know if a word is missing or I am just so out of touch?
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Running late, so they have to pre warm their oven for a spinach quiche.
     
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    Never really thought it was difficult turning the lights on/off tbh.
    We do have an app for controlling the boiler though, really handy too.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Should read...

    Got smart lights in a lot of places and an echo dot.

    It means I have bluetooth lights and an Echo Dot.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01DFKBL68/?tag=not606-21

    So I can turn lights on my talking to the Echo Dot.
     
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    Yeah got that, can dim the lights and lamps as well with my phone or ask my Echo Dot to do it.

    **** You @Bodinki
     
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  11. Bodinki

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. SpursDisciple

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  13. Commachio

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    Has it got a name?
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Default name is Alexa and no I haven't changed it.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Thats it. 'alexa turn the ****ing lights on'.

    '**** off ya lazy **** dee it yasell'
     
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  16. SpursDisciple

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    <laugh> avoid the Scottish model
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    There is a mean mode where it insults you, tells you to "**** off then" when you turn mean mode off.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Theres loads of you tube videos about it.

    In Luvs house its...

    Alexa please turn the lights down to an ambient love making mode.

    **** off you sheep shagging twat, get that yew out of the house, Mrs Luv will got mental again.

    Alexa i hate you.
     
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    Must be the ones i saw. Alexa at 3am
     
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    We have 7 lights in our living room and a control pad!!!

    :emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry

    Why can't I just switch the lights on, where I want them, without starting world war ****ing 3!!!!! :emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry:emoticon-0121-angry
     
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