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LFC Cricket Bashing Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, May 15, 2013.

  1. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Moshiri thought he could replace £50m Stones with £25m Keane, £75m Lukaku with free Rooney, and injured Coleman with free Martina

    He's certainly not trying to buy his way out of trouble
     
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  2. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    So apart from the money, how do the players compare?
     
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  3. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Keane is just as crap as Stones, Rooney is like playing with 10, Martina is like playing with 9
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Keane is fatter than stones.

    Rooney is fatter than lukaku but moves about the same amount.

    Martina is a girls name and he plays like one
     
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  5. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    So, by selling #stonesisshit and buying Keane they have made £25m and got the same player.
    By selling Lukaku (who never scored a goal that gained a point) and getting Rooney on a free they have made £75m and improved the team by getting a player who`s goals have already gained them points.
    Coleman has not been replaced, he is still there (though injured) so in fact they have added a back-up for free.

    Pretty good business really.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    No the got more of a player as they are fatter, double the body mass

    It's pretty damned tough to fight the corner you are trying for.....all I need say is 15th and 2 points off relegation for that supposed 100mil
     
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  7. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Lukaku -> Rooney means they've gone from someone who just bottles scoring chances to someone who gets involved with and ruins all their football
    Stones -> Keane is a like for like earner for Moshiri who ignores the other CB is now a year crapper
    Martina is worth less than nothing #falseeconomy
     
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  8. Diego

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    Keep trying <laugh>
     
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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Not really, they have changed 2 players and made £100m while gaining goals that count and losing nothing in defence (Astro will back me up on this, he has said it many times), they have also gained a free back-up defender.
    With a good manager they will be fine.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Ohhhh riiiight.... it's just **** manager with worldie players.
     
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  11. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    If that`s your opinion I wouldn't argue, after all you do watch Liverpool every week so should know a worldie when you see one :grin:
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yes anyone not in a Utd shirt mate.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Day 1.

    Cricket Australia 249 - 9. Woakes 6 for 54
     
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  14. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I'd say throwing £7m at Koeman and - if it's to be believed - £23m at Simeone were attempts to buy his way out of trouble.
     
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  16. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    So a few days ago he says definitively that there's been no contact from Everton, and now a few days later he's claiming that the club have left him hanging to long, and so he's ruling himself out.

    What a self promoting lying blimp that man is.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just a ****, mate <ok>
     
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    Thought you'd be pleased <laugh>
     
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  20. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    It's amazing isn't it, totally brings the game into disrepute and still going - sitting back waiting for the next big pay day - without the slightest hint of any shame <laugh>

    Everything in football is quickly forgotten ............... except that racist Suarez of course, never forget that :bandit:
     
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