The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

Whats more revealing about the Basingstoke gimps post is he knows Levy only has one bollock...sort of speaks volumes doesn't it.

 

Ali probably wants more than his current £7.20 per hour tbf.

 

Come on, mate!

He doesn't work in Pixie's café!

 

Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino, 45, is a target for Manchester United and Paris-St Germain. (Sunday Express)


When will these dozy hacks give this **** a rest?

If Poch ever let it be known that he wanted to leave Spurs, United would have to **** off to the back of a very, very long queue.

Did these muppet-hacks not read the interview that Poch gave, only recently, about how much he loves Levy, Spurs, the club, and us fans?

Seriously, what part of "I love Spurs!" do these knuckle-shufflers not understand?

Keep kissing the badge, Poch, my old son!

 

Fcuk me Quents ... you ain't half a slow reader ... most people get through the BBC Gossip Column over breakfast ... not all fookin' day

 

I'm busy making deals, Bambs.

This is the only chance I get to indulge these frivolous pastimes.

 

... how the fcuk have you managed to press the 'd' key instead of the 'm' ? ... they're miles apart, Quents

 

Making deals is a metafor for sucking cock in the Basingstoke lay-by.

 

HIAG: 'I'll give you £10 if you let me suck you off'
Passer by: 'I'm calling the Police'

 

Eriksen (ie. Spurs) destroys Irish World Cup hopes.

 

Nah, the Irish made Eriksen look like Pele because they were ****e.

 

Either way, he looked like Pele.

 

Only because they both have a mole in the same place.

 

Real Madrid have decided to sell Wales forward Gareth Bale, 28, in the summer. (AS - in Spanish)

This is all fine and dandy, but would Bale get in our starting line up?

I'm not so sure.

I don't think he'd get in City's starting line up, either.

He's probably better suited to United.

 

He'd be a decent replacement for Alli tbf.

 

No thank you, Libby.

I'm quite happy with the team we've got.

You just know these lads, if they stick together, are on the verge of something truly remarkable.

 

Quite possibly.

Which is why it'll be such a shame when it all goes tits up.

 

I think the word you're looking for is 'laugh'

 

I think both can apply tbh.