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neighbours from hell stories

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by acworth the real me, Aug 21, 2011.

  1. Kyle?

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    He thought his injuries were bad? I broke my foot and didn't know about it. Turned out i'd been walking on a bust foot for nearly a month, before i actually felt it. The doctor was amazed i was able to walk on that foot at all, let alone keep on working. (i was a builders merchant, a pretty physical job)
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

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    be like something out of that crappy michelle pfeiffer/harrison ford film, the one where he killed some bird he was shagging, but without hotties like pfeiffer/ford and instead council house scum <ok>

    weird isnt it.shes got massive tits and a huge tummy with little legs like a ****ing chicken.
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

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    **** hit him and he crashed on his bike. pretty bad. he's staying off work (i think) because it will be easier to claim compensation if he's still not working.

    how the **** did you break your foot??
     
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  4. Kyle?

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    I was in bristol with some friends on a day off work, and i got my foot jammed in a gap in some paving. Wasn't looking where i was going, too busy staring at the sky.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Exactly. Classic scally (chav) figure. Is her arse quite flat, not very womanly?

    That film you were referring to, was it What Lies Beneath? What a load of **** that turned out to be. Looked quite promising to begin with too.
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

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    wtf that must have been so painful!
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

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    yes exactly like that! massive at the top, really small at the bottom.

    yeah thats it. ****ing dragged on a bit didnt it, and then not much really happened at the end.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Like an egg on legs. Must be something to do with poor diet, heavy smoking, drinking and drugs.

    As for WLB, hardly Ford's finest hour was it? I'm off anyway, the wife keeps whining at me to "get off that bloody forum!"

    Night <ok>
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

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    night jip <hug>
     
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    There's only two ways to handle these problems, legally by recording everything and going through a system that thinks you wish to mediate with some ****ing neanderthal who has made your life a misery for four and a half years or a cricket bat!


    Don't ask<grr>
     
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  11. Hash.

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    i have no problem neighbours as theyve been forced out <firelighters+letterbox>
     
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  12. Erik

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    Flash him your tits. <ok>
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    the kid? he's 8 haha
     
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  14. Erik

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    And?
     
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  15. jenthesaint1990

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    creepy
     
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  16. Erik

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    <getyerbapsoot>
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    for you maybe, not a ****** kid.
     
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  18. Erik

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    Don't be mean. I bet he's like Sloth isn't he! <laugh>
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    yeah!
     
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