Off Topic Are you a big Xmas spender?

Well despite Luv asking ME to stop being a dick...you want to keep going. I've not even ****ing warmed up with you yet.

 

That looks to me like drink, sing and shag, shag

 

#ViagraTime

 

Its coz he's black innit?

 

Looks like Fosse has turned up

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Yeah bro, he hates this little white boy.

 

...I always pictured him as brown with a hint of ginger ... exuding a subtle aroma of liquorice and old tobacco tins ... or was that my wine tasting class?

 

I hate you too whitey

Ima gonna borrow @Commachio red docs, find you and do me some whitey bashing

Or lie on the settee and watch tele whilst responding on here

 

With a box of minty matchmakers.

 

That's the weed mate and wes Brown

@brb thinks he smells of curry and talks funny

 

No, my daddy warned me about nasty men like you.

 

See you been causing a stir mate.

 

...he wasn't your daddy ... Annie ...

 

Whitey boys like curry, what do Asian boys eat?

 

The blandest thing on the menu

Scampi and chips

That's from that goodness gracious me sketch, which I would have posted but videos are beyond me

 

Never takes me long mate. Just keep with the same theme...race card is a bit of cracker to stir the troops.

Never a ****ing dull moment with me around.

 

They'll kick in soon, then you'll be fine

 

Punaani

...and that my friends ... is why I am the wittiest cnut on here ... and the most modest ....

 

He thinks...only thing stirring here is my cock in my pants whilst I watch Lena Headey in 300

 

Did daddy beat you...and not let you play football awe so sad