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Off Topic Are you a big Xmas spender?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 12, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I get you...I've had a biff time to catch up on some Blue Planet 2
     
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  2. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Had to stick that through a translator app Tel.

    Unfortunately didn't help me too much.....

    Yeh pipe down fam santa is not done **** to you and you are cussin at a nigga, do not be no presents to you by fo bitchin bout a homeboy ya get me.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That's exactly what I meant. See it worked
     
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  4. Stan

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    I like the naffness of Christmas. I do the lights in the front drive thing (not on the house) and I like the house to be decorated. Yesterday I bought a naff snowman with lights on it. I’ll stick that in the hallway as it will have maximum piss off Mrs Stan effect there.
     
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  5. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    You landing before christmas?

    Might be better to give it a miss as although the girls would love to see you, I am struggling with this prostrate cancer..

    Good days (like today) but many bad days..
     
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  6. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    It doesn't look too likely at the minute mate.

    We're looking to get back to the north east around February for a big family meet-up.

    My brood will all be coming up as well so we'd only pop in if you guys are up for it.
     
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  7. brb

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    and what's ****ing snowman ever done to you, is it cause he's white? <grr>
     
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  8. brb

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    Another Fat, Sweaty, ****...

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  9. brb

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    oh ****, by Spurcock mindset this boy is in one hell of a lot of trouble...

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  10. Stan

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    He’s a coward. I asked him to meet up for a fight but he never turned up.

    Apparently he froze.
     
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  11. brb

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    Yeah starting to see what you mean bro, some proper dodgy cases here, first one is defo not a santa, has to be a ****...

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  12. thefanwithnoname

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    Yellow round our way, made from yellow snow

    You're being lacist
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Probably for the best here mate..
     
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    That's just wrong <laugh>

    What next a black johnny storm?

    Wasn't the real Santa dude a turk? Like st George?

    Jesus was Palestinian

    so technically youre whiting up if you have a white santa or white Jesus

    Didn't they have to shut down the post to Santa because a convicted ***** got employed?
     
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  15. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Said with a poets/rapper voice..

    Love to see your encore..
     
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  16. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

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    It looks better in writing than when I try and talk like that tbh <laugh>

    I spent a bit of time with American black people who talk gangsta in the 90's and they would wet themselves when I tried to speak like them

    I sounded like an Mexican Irish Geordie with a Scottish twist<laugh>
     
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  18. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    One of my best friends is a New York black woman, she has taught me so much and ditto. Life is way beyond religion or skin, get your aura's together and you have poetry like we have..<ok>
     
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    You ought to find a poetry forum <ok>
     
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  20. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    You are hardly qualified to advise me that..<ok>
     
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