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When I Grow Up...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Nov 13, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    FTFY ya swinging bawsack big eared ****.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 13, 2017
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Why didn't you faw aff yer barstool in the Woodcutter ya useless cùnt.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 13, 2017
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Actually an abacus was a lot more user friendly than a pentium processor. And a tablet did not need charging, though you did have to carry a small chisel with you at all times.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When I was at school I wanted to be Kieth Richards. Which was unfortunate as I can't play the guitar. I never got to **** Anita Pallenburg either, but I'm over that now.

    Anyway, along came punk rock, and the Stones albums all got shunted under the bed along with Led Zep, Hawkwind and all the other hippy ****. Unfortunately however, I was unable to reach the required guitar playing standard even for a 3 chord wonder rock n roll career. So I just took loads of drugs instead.
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 14, 2017
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: grove wanted to be inside boys when he was older, grove grew up to be paedophile, grove dream to be adult baby, grove grew as young boy undressed, grove bent over to show young boy ben 10 butt plug, Grove asked child Can you guess what it is yet?, Before blowing his didgeridoo, GROVE FISTED BABY

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