Patrice Evra kung-fu kick to the face

Ain't my fault that you were too busy spliffing to write quicker

 

I wonder how you'd get on with Skiddy, mate?

 

Can't believe that you are mocking mental illness again HIAG.

 

Yes, you're quite right, Pix.

I have insulted the mentally ill by suggesting that Skiddy is one of them.

I apologise unreservedly, mate.

 

You've also insulted people with Autism by mocking that condition.

You should apologise for that too

 

Actually, I insulted you, Pix.

The only way in which I could have insulted Autistic people is if are such a hopeless mong that, you not being actually Autistic, I insulted Autistic people by including you among their number.

Which is it, Pix?

 

Calls me a Mong and then types this ****

I'd answer your question but it doesn't make any ****ing sense

 

Words fail me.

 

As they always do.

 

Pic of defeat confirmed

 

You say that only because my posting pics like that rattle the absolute **** out of you, mate.

 

Not nearly as much as you trying to call me a Mong and making an absolute ****ing Mong of yourself in the process does mate

 

What have you got against Mongs, Pix?

I cannot believe you could be so politically incorrect!

Have you no shame, mate?

 

Tell me again what you meant when you ****ed it up trying to call me a Mong mate

 

What is this, 101 Questions?

 

No, just one.

The one you made a ****ing complete hash of above

 

Shame it wasn't oxygen.

 

Marseilles have sacked him now too, unsurprisingly.

 

Dana White signing him for UFC?