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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Oct 26, 2017.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Can we all assume that Gambol has been bummed to death by sharks?
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    We tried to warn him.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Arrivaderci, ****os.

    I'm off to Rome this afty. I don't anticipate swimming with gay sharks, but I wouldn't be surprised to stumble across @Gambol passed out among the old ruins.
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Enjoy mate though if you see the Pope tell him that I said wrtfp!!!!
     
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  5. Patience

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    GOD BLESS THE POPE
     
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    Pope beeling cos all the kafflicks are filming his mass on their phones.
     
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    'It makes me very sad': Pope Francis urges priests and bishops to not use their cellphones during Mass and to focus on God instead <somersault>
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

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    Pope's a bender, mate.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Patience used to work there <ok>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    For a cotton picking minute I thought you were being serious.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Keep your eye out for my wife. Answers to the name "Liz".
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    Oh lordy, pick a bale o' cotton!

     
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  14. brb

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    Look at this way Toby, for an IT expert, you come across as skint most the time. So I'm guessing you either work in a Call Centre, need to look for better paid employment, move out of London or quite simply are pretty **** at your job.

    Now your voice of reason has constantly told us this country is ****ed after the brexit vote, so with such superb IT knowledge i'm amazed you haven't moved to your beloved France. It's easy these days mate, you could sneak in as a migrant.

    Now it's either one of the above or you are nothing more than a bull ****ter and an inconsistent one at that :)
     
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  15. GroveRanger

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    You gotta jump down turn around pick a bale o cotton
    You gotta jump down turn around and pick a bale a day
    Ohh Lordy! Pick a bale o cotton
    Ohh Lordy! Pick a bale a day

    "They're a very musical people aren't they?"

     
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  16. Toby

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    See my previous answer to you <ok>
     
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  17. Strange Nipples ST

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    Ah, love Trading Places. It's one of my Christmas must watches along with Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Mouse Hunt and It's a Wonderful Life. If only ER was still alive we could have a thread on favourite Christmas films...
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Happy holidays
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    Merry Festivus
     
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  20. brb

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    I'm guessing somewhere in there then I was pretty much near to the truth <ok>
     
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