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Off Topic Who's sock account is the Village Bike?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tobes, Nov 9, 2017.

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Who's sock is the Village Bike

  1. HIAG

  2. Luv

  3. Tobes

  4. Skid Marks

  5. Stan

  6. AN other - please name

  7. Don't be daft she's just a real slapper from the Valleys

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  1. Deleted 123456

    Deleted 123456 Well-Known Member

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    Good. I like a man in uniform.
     
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  2. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Who cares, it's just another sad attention seeking twat.
     
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  3. Deleted 123456

    Deleted 123456 Well-Known Member

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    You're just mad because I laughed at your dick picture and called it little Ern.
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I have, soon as 'marriage' or 'pregnant' comes up, I split personally.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Probably a wise move in hindsight. I'm always curious where I'd be today if I hadn't got married.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Agreed. Not sure why fossy is bothering with this bollocks tbh mate.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Stuck in the UK eating kebabs and dossing around doing **** all?
     
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  8. Stan

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    I'd quite like to be doing that.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... no challenge in that tbf <laugh>

    ... let's look for similarities ... which poster, apart from Villagebike, was forever bleating on about being a mod on the Prem board?? ... even completely humiliated himself by begging @brb to make him one?? .... so much so, in fact, that brb even had to pacify him by awarding him a title .... "(tiny) staff - member" ...or something similar <laugh>...
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nah... Probably new Zealand or Australia. I don't think I would have stayed in the US or returned home. I've long itched to live in a new country. Without roots I'm sure I would have moved elsewhere.

    Probably in Melbourne eating kebabals, dossing around and doing ****.
     
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  11. The Prime Minister

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    We know you are
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...is that it? ... that's a retort? ... you really don't get this bantz suff do you? <doh>

    ....that's the comeback equivalent of a fanny fart <laugh>
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Well, I ran away to Miami, stayed there a few months, came back and it was a ****ty wet late November day, so I hitch-hiked to Spain and spent the next 15 years having a beach holiday around various resorts with a 10 year stay-over in Ibiza.
    Looking back, it was preferable to a mortgage and a family saloon. I'd say more about it, but the truth would read a bit like HIAG fiction.
     
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  14. Deleted 123456

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    I, can't believe, that you, lot, think that, I am HIAG. Surely, if this was, another, HIAG sock account, then, every sentence, would be, punctuated with, unnecessary and superfluous, commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,

























    ,
     
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  15. I was going to own up that you are my sock, but no way can I do that now!
     
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  16. Deleted 123456

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    HIAGster my little petal, the big boys know it's not really you. They are just ****ing with you again, but Mama Bike is here to envelop you in my ample clunge and keep you safe from the pded. If you play your magic cards right, I'll even let you lick the sweat out of my arse crack :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  17. Just because it sounds fantastical doesn’t mean it’s not real, Little Urn.
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

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    Seconded .
     
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  19. Pix... is that really you?
     
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  20. Thirded
     
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