This morning was kale, beetroot, cucumber, banana, ginger, nuts and coconut water. Now drinking a pint of water blended with a whole lemon. Green tea to follow. Then three hours on the bog.
I'd genuinely be shocked if HIAG had ever seen a real pair of tits. And again, men who get sex generally don't feel the need to boast about it on forums to complete strangers.
I think I had a seven pinter last night, although it could have been eight! Definitely got a bit of a fuzzy head. Only went out for some food, made the mistake of 'just one more' on the way back. Nice though.
I had a good night in the end, was well ****ed off to start with thinking I was going to have to watch 3 hours of Shakespear but 35 mins and done and then bar all night is nothing to complain about.
I had a 10oz rib eye, rare, with pepper and brandy sauce in a fine thatched country pub, washed down with three pints of Exmoor Gold. Was the four or five just one mores in 'Spoons later that did me!
Unless you’re living a fantasy life but they’re easy to spot as they generally fly helicopters to home games and knob it up with the players in the vip lounge whilst sending net pictures to make believe mates on a footy forum.