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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Lesbian ?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    ****!
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Exactly.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    On my 6th Peroni, up for a ruck now. I'll meet you in a car park near Old Toilet and fight you if you carry on!
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Are you bringing your inside out dog ?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    If I can find the ****er, last seen entering a kebab shop in Lewis Street.

    @ValleyGraduate12
     
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  8. seabreeze

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    Didn't know HAIG's missus was blind ....otherwise ....
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    She had her eyes closed, but that was just because she was enjoying it :)
     
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  10. seabreeze

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    must have knocked her out then
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    Still on the Peroni, turned into a good night. Noticed that Showaddywaddy are playing here soon, I sang Under the Moon of Love with them on stage at a Summer Ball once. <laugh> I was smashed and quite insistent.:biggrin:
     
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  12. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    I'm still in the kebab shop :)
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You need to be on here more. I'm in the Coliseum and quite drunk now. <laugh>
     
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  14. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Haven't been on much the last few weeks. Estyn inspection at my school this week.

    The **** you doing in the $hithole?
     
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  15. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    What grade are you in ...
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I didn't slap her round the face with it afterwards Roofie.
    I'm polite like that.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Watching mini luv do Shakespeare, that was long ago though, been in the bar since 7.30 just had my last though getting dragged out by Mrs luv in a mo.
     
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  18. seabreeze

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    Must have been within an inch of her ..
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    She's started quite mild I'm just selfish right now. ****er coming soon.<laugh>
     
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  20. seabreeze

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    I've got 4 inches , but some girls like em that wide
     
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