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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    LOL...your not alone ...
     
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  2. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    you know what, it's first time i have visited this thread too!.

    If you not turning up to a play is letting him down, then first mini luv needs a slap for being such a pussy then i need to give you a slap for being a pussy too.

    My parents never came to anything i did and now i spend my life at work and on non606
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll open an account now for the little ****. @miniluv

    Maybe not that's sounds a bit dodgy.

    Things are looking up, I called the place and there's a bar, we're down to 2 hours drinking and 1 hour Bill.
     
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  4. NSIS

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    Not sticky Vicky, I hope!?..
     
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  5. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I’ve still got mine from 20+ yrs ago when I was single, hardly used it nowadays.

    Used to make this stew with a piece of brisket. Onion, carrots, big ( essential) chunks of potato, plus maybe mushrooms, or whatever was around. Usual seasoning, add Guinness & mustard. By the evening the brisket was really tender and I had dinner all ready - amazing flavour too!
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    They have their uses no doubt. The main problem is women going out and getting the little sachets that go in them, they're usually horrible.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Sounds nice that, got a slow cooker so might get on that one.
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It's not actually my slow cooker, it's the Mrs cooker...

    Needed to throw that in there after reading the rest of the thread <whistle>
     
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  9. I’m sat in a lovely pub in Bristol, drinking a beer called Cotswold Way at £2.70 a pint.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It was nice, loads of jalapeños which will knock on the brown door at around 9:57am tomorrow just before my important meeting <ok>
     
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  11. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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  12. Stan

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    I like hula hoops...
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Worked out well mini luv was supposed to be on last but ended up on first, 35 mins and done and I'm in the bar drinking Peroni.
     
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  14. NSIS

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    Never use that stuff. The only ‘artificial’ stuff I used there was the stock - oxo cube.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv would do all the sachet stuff and I'd ram any joint of meat I had in there, slow cooked meat is ace.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv is ****ed off with me. <laugh>
     
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  17. Burly Hurley

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    You could've taken that confession to the grave Luv! You ram it where you want to, we don't need to know!
     
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  18. You should have treated her to a slap up steak meal at your local Harvester, mate. She’d have given you a blow job tonight. Trust me.
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Can confirm that this is true. HIAG's missus gave me a blow job the last time he was at Harvesters :tongue:
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She's more of a Beefeater fan.
     
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