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What age were you?

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    When you first..

    A: Got your hole
    B: Got served in a pub
    C: Passed your driving test
    D: Took illegal drugs

    Me:
    A: 16
    B: 16
    C: 17
    D: 34
     
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  2. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    A: 16
    B: cannae remember!
    C: cannae drive!
    D: 18
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    A: Got your hole 14
    B: Got served in a pub 14
    C: Passed your driving test Never
    D: Took illegal drugs 14

    I wish I was 14 again.
     
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  4. Patience

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    When you first..

    A: Got your hole - Still a virgin, waiting for the right guy.
    B: Got served in a pub - Don't drink, only emotionally unstable people do it to escape their worthless existence
    C: Passed your driving test - Don't drive, I usually pay Monny's ****** son, DeShaun Leeroy Kawimbe, to be my driver.
    D: Took illegal drugs - Never. Only degenerates and Toby take drugs.
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    LOCK THREAD.

    ANTON HAS SPOKEN.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A: Got your hole 16
    B: Got served in a pub 15
    C: Passed your driving test Late 20s
    D: Took illegal drugs 15

    A,B & D kinda go together,rites of passage so to speak(no pun intended)
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    A: Got your hole - 15
    B: Got served in a pub - 13
    C: Passed your driving test - N/A
    D: Took illegal drugs - 16

    <cool>
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    13 for all questions.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Some liars on here I suspect. No names no pack drill.
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    A: Got your hole - 8 when Venom's Uncle Pat came around.
    B: Got served in a pub - 28 - looked quite young so had to grown my beard to get served.
    C: Passed your driving test - 19
    D: Took illegal drugs - 11, took half an eccy at a school disco.

    :emoticon-0159-musicTAKE ME DOWN TO THE PROTESTANT CITY WHERE THE TAIGS DON'T DWELL AND THE HEFFERS ARE PRETTY :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Your were 29 when you first got yer hole

    Fact. Or was that venom? <confused>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I doubt Venom could afford to pay anyone to have sex with him, even with his exponentially growing salary :frown:
     
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  13. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    17
    16
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    17(whacky baccy made me puke)
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A friend of mine used to put black shoe polish on the bum bluff to get served in the pub:cheesy:
     
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  15. Patience

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    How old was she?
     
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    ****ing ****e fred <steam>
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    14 from a burd in Silloth. She was 18.
    14 in a Hotel in Silloth. Damn that was a great holiday.
    19.
    12 or 13.
     
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  18. gas

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    16
    16
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    16

    ffs <grr>
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Who said it was a she?
     
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  20. Patience

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    ^^^^ PUMPED BY A *****
     
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