Off Topic The Burly Arms

Should add to the above I don't like crips and drugs together.

It's not like on a Friday night I sniff 4/5 lines of pure and think "You know what? I really fancy some Wotsits now!"

 

Prawn cocktail or cheese and onion are the best for a crisp sandwich for me. When times have been rough in the past I've had to make do with a Hula Hoop one...that's a ****in mission, you got to line them up or they fall out, then if you're lucky they won't rip your mouth up

 

What the **** are these things of which you speak?

 

Hula Hoop butties? Risky ****, you're out there mate

 

Where's Comm? Thought he'd be all over this tbh.

 

Just had some brannigans smoked ham and pickle. think i need more.

 

****ing hell Comm are you bloody ****ing Mary or something

 

Only been in 10 minutues, busy scranning.

 

Suprised none of us have mentioned Mccoys yet?

Their flame grilled steak crisps

 

Pringles...Once you pop...scran the ****ing lot.

 

Get the **** out

 

'Once you pop, you can't stop'

Conveniently what we used to say about ecstasy too.

 

Just when it gets quiet on our board. This one seems to keep going through the night so is on when I wake up here in Paradise.

 

Something tells me Tobes takes his crisps seriously

 

Nah it doesn't go all night, unfortunately for me when I'm on night shifts

 

He'll be sat in his bedroom thinking up some dumb arse future thread like 'Do you use 2 pillows when you sleep or 1' etc

and he will get the spelling all wrong guaranteed.

 

Because they are full of MonoSodium Glutomate, it gives them that moorish addictive taste

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He's just got in, so he'll he hitting it hard.

2 btw

 

I usually use 3 tbh. With the top one folded in half.

 

I have 3 under my gammy leg at the minute ffs