Tax Avoiding Hun Bastards

You paid for Windsor castle and Buck house too.

 

Have you managed to compose yourself after vomiting at reading words you squeaky voiced buffoon?

I pay taxes and also look at making tax efficiency savings as is my right (and yours).

Is your young lad still doing cash-in-hand landscaping, Russ? We belling at this too you jump-the-dyke hun bastard ye!!

Signed
THE BAZMAN

 

Not likely

 

If you pay taxes then you certainly did.

 

I know

 

Those poor multi millionaires using offshore tax havens to hide millions = My lad taking £200 cash in hand.

Aye, it's exactly the same.

Signed

Russ

 

Your boy is avoiding tax you boorish hun sycophant. You can't explode and vomit at someone not paying tax whilst turning a blind eye to your own son doing the same you purple couponed clandestine mutant.

Signed
THE BAZMAN

 

All my money is sitting in an off shore account in the 1st national bank of Tiree. Fits up wea that likesy

 

I can and I explained why.

 

Look ya bunch of greetin faces fenians you lot obviously dunno how the system works. Yoos are complaining about our Glorious monarch having money in an off shore account so avoiding tax on her wee stash.

Ask yourself, who does that tax get paid to. HMRC innit? Well who is HMRC?

HER MAJESTY'S REVENUE and CUSTOMS!

You get it ya daft bheggers?

It's her revenue and customs so how can she be cheating herself.

Now shut your treasonous geggies ya bunch of tramps.

The famines over by the way.

 

I was talking of all the ****s using this loophole unless you are okay with a UK national who apparently lives in Belize and has £200m lying around to hide offshore so he can support the Tories?

 

Who is this **** and why is he not a sitting MP?

 

I smell Scheidt

 

Lewis Hamilton on the list. He got his new private jet flown to Isle of Man to avoid tax. And here’s me thinking I couldn’t hate the wee bejewelled scrote any more than I did.

 

Did I see Dermot Desmond's name on the list, if so, I assume stripping of tainted titles will be imminent iirc

 

The wee fella was talking about him in the car there. Apparently he penned a letter starting with the sentence ‘are you a ranjurs fan?

 

We have a Royal family Scotland has the proclaimers.
If you lived close enough to London to enjoy all the great parks owned by her Majesty where she graciously allows us to graze our livestock then you wouldn't begrudge her a few measly billion quid.
Typical bitter Jock ****ers.

 

I was under the impression he said it to the reporter as opposed to writing it in a letter?

 

He lives in Monaco so why is he hiding money?

Monny to explain.

 

Maybe. I was half listening you pedantic rubic cube napper.