I have to give that accolade to you my friend. Congratulations. It's given us many a good belly laugh.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is interested in swapping Alexis Sanchez, 28, for Paris Saint-Germain's 24-year old winger Julian Draxler in January. (Daily Star) Never gonna happen, son.
I don't even have to post to get Bell obsessing about me. please log in to view this image In you go son
Tragic weekend for HIAG. First his team get humped by the 'Hapless Gooners' and their 'utter dominance' is left in tatters. His heroes Harry Kane and Diving Alli needed to be located with a Sat Nav and Pooch has a little pissy fit about how unfair it all is. Then he goes into hiding, only to be found cowering in the Leicester spiral thread. When asked why he did a runner we heard it was because of the rugby, accumulator bets, a roast dinner and a children's party, which all seemed to happen just after Arsenal scored the first goal. He then finished up his clusterfuck of a weekend by responding directly to Ginger Marks despite claiming he's got him on ignore.
We all knew about the last one mate as it's well known I get under his skin so much but the manner in which the dry humping was inflicted will scar them for the rest of the century.
