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things that make you qualify to be a linesman .

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  1. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    right , here we gan .. feel free to add more ..


    bauldy heed. and some **** that can not run properly
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Crab like movement.



    Colback’s new job?
     
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  3. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    one of the boys that were never picked at football in P E , so they just went into either of the teams ,the teacher put them in at the end of the picks . ha ha
     
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  4. Blacker-than-Knight

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    If I took my glasses off then I couldn't see **** all, I could be a linesman.....yaaaay!
     
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  5. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    failed politician or failed tory member
     
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  6. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Arthur Scargill
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Grooming underage girls ......... sorry, that’s a Sunderland winger.
     
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    leez Well-Known Member

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    someone with gola football boots ,with white laces in them
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Someone with all the gear but no idea.
     
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  10. RobEllious

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    Knows not to cross that 'line'
    Pards was born to be one
     
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  11. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Thread title seems like an oxymoron. From recent performances, seems like there can't be such a thing as "qualifying" to be a lino. Probably a very similar process to the one you find at a Clark's Shoes shop...
     
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  12. Judge Death

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    A Guide dog and white stick?
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    someone that never has to wash his kit
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Nev would be good.
    He can't take the pace or keep up with updates, so just guesses the outcome.
     
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