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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 2, 2017.

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skylarker?
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Me :)
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    £420 Million and still ****e.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 6, 2017
  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I guess we'll just have to spend another £420m then, oh well.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 6, 2017
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You can afford it stop bitching. :bandit:
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 6, 2017
  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I will personally fund it when HIAG gives me a job.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 6, 2017
  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Do you have a long tongue. <whistle>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 6, 2017
  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I was awarded the job as main contractor for fitting out his attic, it's a £3bn refurb, once we find the key.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 6, 2017
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Will there be enough room between the ears?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 6, 2017
  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    His garage is so big, it takes two weeks to walk from one end to the other, just to find a medal left in a box.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He had to move the old medals into his garage to make room for new medals.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 6, 2017
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  12. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    I'm a handsome, wealthy rock star in my ****ing dreams.
     
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  13. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    I see HIAG has derailed this thread without even posting on it. <whistle>
     
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    Bald Archie, Nov 6, 2017
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I know, what a ****.
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 6, 2017
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  15. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    We love the **** because he is a ****...
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 7, 2017
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  17. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Bad ass boy scout whose fallen from to many roofs
     
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    seabreeze, Nov 8, 2017
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  18. Burly Hurley

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    Welsh burglars get their comeuppance? Karma does exist after all?
     
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