Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

He was posting from the match again today. The folk he goes with must be great lads.

 

Who was, Tel?

 

The BBC Football headline is: "Chelsea a point behind United!"

Not:-

"Chavs a point behind Spurs and United!"



Why do they hate us so much?

Is it a Jewish thing?

 

Take your pills mate, you're losing it again. Calm down.

 

I'm at home scratching my nuts, packing my stuff for the trip to Bristol, mate.

I'm about as calm as any man can be.

 

You going back to the Travelodge Tragic?

 

Packing your car boot

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Is that a photo your Mum took of you a few years back, on holiday, Tel?

 

Yep, playing good football and have good strength in depth. I could see the CL final being the Abu Dhabi derby.

 

You packing the Marathon medal and your fluffy toys ?

 

It's gone back into the garage, Pix.

I don't really put much store by these things. Not as much as you do.

 

I thought they were locked in the loft mate ?

 

No, Pix. I never mentioned the loft; and nor would I, as we don't keep anything up there.

 

Sure, your medal was locked in the garage for two weeks whilst you tried to find the key

 

It was packed away in the garage for around 10 years.

No one mentioned the word locked, except for you, mate.

 

So the garage wasn't locked and it still took you two weeks to find it

 

Just watching MOTD and I could not fail to notice how Wenger's eye sight was seemingly perfect after today's game

Hmm

 

Saw it all earlier too.

Silva was just offside. The penalty, he’s got no real complaints.

But that won’t stop him whinging.

 

No! It’s a **** thing.

 

You certainly have nothing in your loft Bell, not even a light.