Had a wood delivery in the week No room left in the shed, will have to go in my daughter's play house!
If ever a man needed wood it’s Bell, might explain his early morning rants and his wife’s needs for hard cock.
I spent a whole day last weekend clearing the first fall up. Came home today and it was back to square one. I must do thirty garden waste bags of leaves each year with that bastard oak and this year I had the acorns as well!
I've trained our trees to deposit their leaves only in the bloke next door's garden ... poor fcuker must do thirty garden waste bags a year ... and he has a particular thing about the acorns ... funny as fcuk
I have just washed down my coat , after a Seagull , or a very sick Pigeon shat right on my head , bulls eye , down the inside of hood , splatted down my head / Part of my neck , and the rest landed in the hood of my Coat
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!" At least you kept your mouth shut Jasper.
Uncalled for but I'm supposed to be fitting a kitchen but just watched the Stoke Leicester game.instead
Kitchen fitting is boring at the best of times, but seriously mate, couldn't be more boring than Stoke v Leicester? I don't think so.
It was OK tbf. But I did get up and fit architrave onto 5 doors Kitchen will have to wait its utd n Chelsea tomorrow with city city n arsenal at 12 ish
