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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 2, 2017.

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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Has there ever been a more stupid **** in the history of the internet?
     
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    Tobes, Nov 3, 2017
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I doubt it.

    He must fall over a lot.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    That's more than 10 words ... but is the answer HIAG?
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I hate this predictive text <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It’s Sofistikated mate.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'm 6ft you bastard!
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 3, 2017
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  7. Tobes

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    Little Kustard isn't though, he has a dog on a chain to compensate <ok>
     
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    Tobes, Nov 3, 2017
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What breed? German Straightener?
     
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  9. Tobes

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    This kind....

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    Tobes, Nov 3, 2017
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Well, here goes, I am really (extremely) good at doing


    ... Sorry ran out of allowed words.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    There's always ****ing one, and generally it's that yank milk.
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Well spoken and a staunch supporter of the Feminist movement
     
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    Spurlock, Nov 3, 2017
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  13. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Bit of a legend. Bit of a ****.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    That looks like some bizarre lay-by attire...
     
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  15. The Prime Minister

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    **** off if you think I will have some Fritz made dog <grr>

    Only quality English build mutts will do <ok>
     
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    The Prime Minister, Nov 5, 2017
  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You do know the Queen's a German? ...
     
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  17. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    I think you may find she is English, but her linage is mixed European inc Fritz

    The House is was Saxe-Coburg and Gotha until 1917
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    take that fossie.
     
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  19. PINKIE

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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    hiag looking for lunch

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