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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    It's a knuckledragger from the Hills have eyes(GC)

    If it's Dunc...fat Scottish geezer will be around soon to try to bail him out
     
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    Defo!....
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Dropped my boy off at the train station, with his mates...they off to watch Logic tonight, Gigging at the Manchester Arena.

    Gave him some advice...told him you'll see bare gal...don't try too hard fam...say 'Yo, gal, want to add me on FB?' if she says no, just ask her mate next to her.

    If she says yes, just go and link up other gal out of the way.

    Daddy of the Year <ok>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Good flow for a white boy...

     
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  5. Spurlock

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    I think he's wicked. He's a throwback to the 90's
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Only 3.5 hours of Disney left. Fun, fun, fun.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Yes. Only raw these days though.

    Gave up smoking weed last summer, used to do pills, whizz n hallucinogenics n that too but none of that these days. 2ce and dmt were incredible.

    Went through a phase of only doing the coke on special occasions. Then after Wembley thus year got back into as found a really good link <laugh>
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    So my lad texts me 'stuck In a long arse que here' I goes keep yourself busy by checking out the talent son. He replied 'ok'

    he's a good ****in kid is my eldest
     
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    You and tll must be so proud ...
     
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    Send me your Vienna mailing address and I'll send you some . We should get a joint account for these kinda crisiseses
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Cool made up word Roofie, i like it.

    How many you had?
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Is the plural of Crisisese, Crisiseses's ?
     
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    I'm sitting smoking a joint right now :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    I didn't understand that. I must be bent.
     
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    asl? btw
     
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  16. Stan

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    I never really got into it.

    Used to smoke the occasional spliff but didn’t much care for the effects.

    Tried a bit of speed at uni and a bit of coke once or twice but also wasn’t that impressed.

    Never tried the ecstasy thing as quite frankly I thought that I’d get the dodgy pill and croak.

    Odd really as I’ve always loved booze.

    I don’t mind taking the occasional prescription drug though.
     
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    E's were class!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If I were to list them:

    Cannabis
    Speed
    LSD
    Mushrooms
    Ecstacy
    MDMA
    DMT
    Opium
    2CB
    Ketamine
    Cocaine
    Mescaline
    Salvia
    Khat

    Don't touch any of it these days though.
     
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  19. Chief

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    Last time i had any was at, or after, the test match at the Oval last year. Which was coke. I quite enjoy it very occasionally but it's too expensive for what it gives and you end up feeling/acting a prick. Waste of money really.

    Used to smoke load of weed, I don't miss it at all. It made me an archetypal stoner. Ergo, a waste of space. I'm better off not bothering.

    Mushrooms are superb. It's been too long and I'm unlikley to ever come across them again really, even though I know many actual harvesting spots in S Wales from a previous job. I would recommend anyone tries shrooms at some point in their life.

    Tried crack a couple off times. You just sit there talking bollocks thinking you can't be touched. Excellent, no doubt, but you just know it's something best left alone. Can see why it ****s people up easily.

    E though. Decent E is brilliant. Not had it for ages but it is just superb. Can honestly say I'd drop a decent E in the right circumstances tomorrow.
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    8 hours of smooth FM
    ****ing car crash of a radio station.

    I ****ing hate work sometimes. I could stab the **** in charge of the radio in the ears with a pitchfork.
     
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