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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Skylarker

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    Sent it to @Safc83 too <laugh>
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Same in Gran Canaria, few African dudes trying to sell knock off watches and bags. Saw some gullible Italians parting with wad for 'Gucci' handbag <rofl>
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    This bloke in Tenerife tried telling me he was Scottish for some reason. He couldn't look less Scottish if he tried.
     
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  4. NSIS

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    Anybody dumb enough to buy a ‘sure it’s real boss’ Rolex from a looky looky man is a silly **** who gets the ripping he deserves.
     
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  5. jhaalaa

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    best post ever. never read anything like this in my entire life. woaaa.....;)
     
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    <laugh> The Nigerian dudes in Gran Canaria didn't bother with that line.
     
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    Algerians with real Rolex are as believable as Bell with integrity.
     
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  8. Bodinki

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    It probably turns green and smells like sour cream if it gets wet, like their "Gold" chains do.
     
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    Who dis?
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    You a woman?
     
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  11. jhaalaa

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    why ? you become lusty after hearing woaa ? you lusty pig im male. ;)
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Anybody who says 'Lusty pig' has got to be a woman <laugh>
     
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  13. jhaalaa

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    alright ( cutie pie ) than take stop taking my big big and tight tight`1st of all in your mouth. ;) without invitation.
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

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    Trying to figure out how to wipe the search history from my pc . All sorts of rubbish going on , and I am getting fed up . Don't really want to do a factory reset as that will lose all the photos etc .Grrrrrrrrrr springs to mind .
     
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  15. jhaalaa

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    and dont think foolishly its boob of women. bwahaha otherwise you will understand it on that time when your entire throat will be filled with butter. ;l)
     
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  16. Bodinki

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    Huh?
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Just use 'go incognito' on your browser when you look at porn mate <ok>
     
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    Serious & Honest question to all .

    Do you really take drugs ?

    I tried something at a party once ( Many years ago ) and I was sooooo sick afterwards , NEVER again .

    Beer yes , but that stuff ( what ever it was , it was in a ciggie and had been passed around ) :emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Very Funny . Seriously how do I delete my search history .
     
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  20. Bodinki

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    Yes.
    Mostly presription drugs these days, but also weed, occasionally, and booze every now and then.

    Have tried pretty much everything except Crack, Meth and Heroin, which are filthy drugs, not to be touched.

    Coke is ****e, too expensive and lasts 20 minutes.
     
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