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Betz for Bantz

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 31, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

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    Looks like a great bet to me....I hope they both take it up.

    G4e - I bet you Mr Marks that Chelsea finish above Arsenal

    Mr Marks - Nope, I bet you that Arsenal will finish below Chelsea

    G4e- naaah, that's not what I'm proposing though, stop changing the rules...you bottler, welcher

    Mr Marks - :huh:
     
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  2. I bet you that Spurs finish above LCFC.

    If I win, you have to carry an avatar of my choosing for 1 calendar month.

    If Leicester miraculously finish above Spurs, I have to carry an avatar of your choosing for 1 calendar month.

    Yes, I know the bet seems a little unfair, but it's only an avatar ffs, Bambi!

    As an added incentive, I won't ask you to carry anything that I haven't made (I've got some cracking ideas planned for new "Bambi" pics, Bambs!).

    So, do you have the stones to accept my challenge! It's only bantz, Bambs!
     
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    To be fair, he did though.

    Archers propsosed that if spurs finish 1st then he’d change his avatar for a year. If spurs finished outside the top 4 HIAG changes his for a year.

    HIAG pussied around and tried to get out of the whole year thing and tried to claim archers would lose if spurs finished in the top 4.

    Archers had to put him straight several times, but HIAG was still welching. Eventually he compromised and said that it the avatar change would be for a month, because otherwise HIAG would have bottled it.

    He also backed out of Fosse’s bet when he realised that he’d have to change his avatar if Leicester stayed up this season, despite agreeing to Fosse’s bet previously.

    Bloke is a slippery eel and is officially on #welchwatch
     
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    <doh> that's the point numbnuts! ... all competitions that both players take part in ... so Europe doesn't count... neither the Champions League or when you play in the Europey later <whistle> ... therefore just the Prem and FA Cup but if one of them doesn't play in the FA Cup, then the other's Cup goals (if any) are void ...

    You should really win it given that Spurs should be challenging for Top 4 and they tend to play more to create chances for Kane than we do for Vardy (Vards creates his own too) ... but this actually proves a point ... yes, I'll take the bet because, after all, it's just a bit of fun on an internet forum <doh>

    So bet is - straight shoot out between Harrold and Vards in the EPL and FA Cup (provided both play) Europe and Caribao goals excluded

    Loser has to sport the winners choice of avatar for a whole calendar month - month at the winners discretion

    <cheers>
     
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  5. That's exactly it.

    See, you and me, we know how this **** works with the 'Pede.

    It's going to be hilarious watching them pull that **** between themselves

    That's assuming they even have the stones to accept the bet, of course - which I doubt.
     
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    Quentin ... the men are talking ... and making wagers that the men will honour ... go away <laugh>
     
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    I only challenge ****s Bell that's why I want a bet with you. Your bwi doesn't have the nads, do you?
     
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    You’ve already got a bet with Fosse mate <ok>
     
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  9. **** off, did he!

    It was always just for a month, you scoundrel!
     
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    No the month is not at the winners discretion...all forfeits start on matchday1 of the new season.

    And less of the numb nuts....your initial proposal was very vague and I just went into detail you cockgobbler.

    The bet is off since you are only in it to prove points...get rid of that chip on your shoulder and I might consider

    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    It was for a year HIAG. The post is in this thread. Do you want me to find it and prove you wrong ?
     
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  12. **** off!
    <laugh>
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    More like tentacles ... given the number ...
     
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  14. I'm soooo glad you wrote this, mate!

    I take it, therefore, that you will be accepting my bet, yeah?

    It's only a "fookin'" avatar for fooksake, Bambs!
    <ok>
     
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    I think initially it was for a whole season...it's a memory but a vague one. However...seems like they changed it?
     
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  16. Poor bastard won't survive that kind of humping, Bro.
     
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  17. I'm loving this, Bodi <ok>


    **** right off with this, though!!
    <laugh>
     
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  18. It might have been, I don't fully recall.

    But if that was Archie's initial line, then we very quickly and maturely reduced it down to something more akin to casual bantz.

    I wouldn't want Archie to have to change his avatar for an entire 12 months. **** that! A month is more than long enough for ****s and giggles.
     
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    ... <laugh> ... you were backed into a corner superbly ... stick to draughts not chess, my friend ... you are no Sun Tzu (more Foo Foo) ... although your loyalty to your melty mate, Quentin, is commendable <laugh>

    PS ... I'd have been happy with matchday 1 as the start of the forfeit ... your loss <ok>
     
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    Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... <laugh>
     
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