Off Topic The Burly Arms

Yeah not great timing

Thing is I know you can get detox kits online that actually work but wondering if anyone had experience of them.

 

Dunno, I've never been naive enough to accept a job that required drug testing

 

You can get kts that work mate. Pal of mine used to work on a (Olympic ) building site with a guy who smoked hash all day every day and bought something online that clears you for 4/5 hours.


I have offered to give him some piss as last resort though

 

Same mate.

**** shouda stuck to the health service

 

I did 16 years with the NHS, whilst also doing LSD, Mushrooms, Copious amounts of Hashish, Cocaine, MDMA and Opium

 

Last day in Euro Disney.

 

Had enough of that job mate?

 

What job?

 

Don't worry mate. Was a poor attempt which I shouldn't have bothered with this early.

You had a good time fella?

 

I got it now, you were making out like I worked there and I was too stupid/tired to get the joke.

 

Morning Mickey Mouse

 

Right i'm off back to Ashford tomorrow, see what's on at the cinema (watched Thor on the way here which was brilliant) then home the next day.

 

Had an 8ft Darth Vader up in my grid yesterday giving me **** about rebel plans. Didn't crack though.

 

Luckily my kids never fancied Disney. I think id rather shoot myself, or join the resistance.

 

The Star Wars stuff is pretty good and some of the rides. They are old enough to not want the little kids stuff now so it's been fine. I get what you mean though I've done it when they were younger and doing **** like It's a Small World is ****ing dire.

 

Ok deffo going now later fellas.

 

Never been to Eurodisney. Have been to both in the US - many years ago when the kids were young.

I can still remember this kid who was working there looking absolutely horrified when I enquired where I could get a beer - “There’s No alcohol allowed in The Magic Kingdom, sir”.

 

Disneyland is my idea of the worst type of holiday possible. Expensive, tacky, full of overweight people buying **** they don't need.
My daughter is only 4 at the moment, but I just know that she is going to want to go one day and I'll have to fork out for it

 

Fortunately my ex took my 7 year old. Lucky escape!