Betz for Bantz

You should see me playing cricket

 

Darling, I can accommodate a whole ****ing leg.

 

You can have double or nothing on that with the Vardy bet, if you'd like, Liebherrace?

 

What the **** is Liebherrace?

 

I'm throwing my hat back in the ring

 

What do you say @Hoddle Is A God ? You me and Saintsfan ?
Let's have a bet to see if the combined sizes of your tiny peckers can tackle the insides of my massive flaps.
Winner gets to choose the avatar of the other.

 

A famous Piano playing Saints fan

 

My ring is as wide as your hat.

 

And back out it goes...

Unless you're into ATM

 

Hilarious.

 

Come on, be fair. At least give them a sporting chance

 

Not really ... but he does try

 

That was better

See you can do it Fosse, gold star for you

 

I'm disgusted by the way this thread has become a den for smut merchants and scoundrels.

 

I agree. Let's get back to your bet with G4E.

You're not really going to bottle it, surely ?

 

...and you and G4E are the biggest scoundrels of the lot!

I want nothing to do with either of you.

 

Your bet with Archie still good to go I assume?

The Goonz are up to dirty shenanigans...so we can leave that one out?

 

Pussies.

 

Yes, Bruv.

Archie is a decent and honourable man who honours his wagers. We are kindred spirits.

My bet with Archie stands.

 

You welched you last bet mate.