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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Good to see you back and sounding chipper Joe

    Hope all is good with you and yours
     
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  2. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Cool isn't it, that Penny is very obscure though, it needs a bit of cock and fanny that show, needs to be for all the family..;)
     
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  3. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    It is bro and likewise, always good to see you around..

    regardless of the hurdles, the darkness, life has to go on for those you love, so chin up, man up and get on with it..<ok>

    Things ok your end?
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Busy at the moment but all is good my friend
     
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  5. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Good to hear bro and long may it continue..<ok>

    My neighbour knocked my door the other night to say there's a guy sat in between our bungalows in a heap cursing and swearing. My neighbour is Scottish in this beautiful City of York. So I went with him and had a word, no sooner had I done this, this guy lunged at my neighbour, a short right jab, followed by a hard right, a step back and a flushing left dropped this **** like a bag of ****e..

    Gleeson score of 8 prostrate cancer and I can still knock the fcukers out, rock n' roll to the real people who have a heart and respect..

    There's a lot of lads who have my respect here and you my bro are one of them..<ok>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    So is he ....
     
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  8. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    I'm smoking a big fatty and having a beer and it ain't noon .... God I'm Happy !!
     
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Respect to you
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Anyone ever used a detox kit to pass a piss test before?
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    What's the piss test for ?
     
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  12. Deleted 123456

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    Is he able to ? I heard that his nob was shorter than my baggy flaps.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Suspect you have a much better idea than I would...
     
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    I do actually.
    I've 'had' HIAGster in the sack. When I say 'had' though, I thought I was sleeping with a Lesbian because my flange was bigger than his tiny pecker.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    HiAGster? ... he's more cotmmonly known as Quentin on here... the only one that refers to him as HIAGster is himself <whistle>
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not for me, my pal smokes like a ****ing trooper and has to pass a drug test on Monday...
     
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    Oh dear <laugh>
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    ****ing Haloween

    Just got my 'Arsene Wenger lives here' plaque out and put it on the front door.

    Should keep the little ****ers away
     
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