No 40hr working week, no money problems, no reality tv, just a whole load of swimming around enjoying yourself and eating when you need to. Sounds ok to me I did hear that the original land animals came from Portsmouth, so not surprising they sodded off back to the oceans.
And you can pee while you swim without anyone giving you that funny look that tells you they know what you're doing.
I have booby trapped the front gate, put land mines all up the path and wired my door knocker to the 440 volt supply. Now lets see if any of those snivelling little beggars in Halloween costumes get near my front door tonight. If they do I have sweets for them but they are all laced with a powerful laxative.
A recent survey has shown that most people think that the stuff on FB and Twitter is untrue. No ****.
On behalf of the Serbian Tourist Board I say: Come live in an ex-communist orthodox christian country - no christmas crap in the shops until late December - and 90% of the population lives in flats - where you are safe from trick or treaters! bliss!
Prue Leith accidentally tweeted congratulations to the winner of Bake Off this morning... before the final had been aired on Channel 4. She's since said she's mortified because she forgot the time difference between where she is (Bhutan) and the UK.
Just got sent a Veho notitification via ebay. I thought it ironic that they still have a contract with Graziano: https://www.ebay.co.uk/rpp/veho/veho?ul_noapp=true
It was just fun, even not winning was still fun. Bit of a slog in recent times. Anyway, back to getting off topic...... Just heard a knock at the door, so dimmed the lights and turned the vol off, don't think they know I'm here.......
