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Off Topic Your favourite swear word

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    you are obsessed with piskie, stan and ginge. you sad ****ing cheb end.
     
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  2. Stop being a knuckle-shuffler, Commie ffs!
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hidden family secrets?
     
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  4. Stan

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I like twat, it implies they're a wet soppy ****, someone not worth bothering getting pissed off with. **** is more of an angry word, whereas twat is condescendingly dismissive. "you're just a ****ing twat"
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Piss flaps.

    Not outwardly vitriolic, but still conveys a sense of disgust.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    The old DJ of one of the local radio stations I once listened to is called "Woody" he would talk about his granddaughter from time to time. She would call him "Papa Woody". (Pop-a Woody)
     
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    I don't really consider **** to be a swear word, more of a come on. :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don't swear. This thread belongs in the gutter.
     
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  10. PowerSpurs

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    Surely frigid **** would be a bigger insult.
    I used to like Berk as no-one seemed to realise what it was rhyming slang for....
     
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  11. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Twat, is always mine just as the straightener launches, followed by fcking twat when the barrage follows in a folly of sophisticated boxing anger..:)
     
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    Agree with NSIS, **** is a great word, can be used in all manner of situations. I probably use it too often.

    **** for effect so rarely used. I use it on here a lot, can't think why. <whistle>

    Bollocks is my favourite.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    cockwomble
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    spunky nuts
     
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    ****e hawk (NE word)
     
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  16. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    NSIS nailed it.

    Can literally use **** in practically any sentence and it'd make sense, it's ****ing amazing.
     
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  17. Big Ern

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    ****! ****ing ****er's ****ed.

    As you see, with the right context, it makes complete sentences.

    I used to know this Romanian in the Costa's whose every other word was ****, if he didn't know a name or an English word he'd use **** ****er or ****ing in it's place.
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    It's such a useful word I'm currently teaching it to my 4 year old nephew.
     
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    I currently know a Syrian that does that <laugh>

    It's easier to understand him too.
     
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