The Daddies Of London League - ORIGINAL AND BEST!

If by rattled you mean its made me laugh at how ridiculous it is, and the fact that I have proved that Spurs are about as far from "daddies of London" as can be, then yeah, I am rattled to ****.

 

Think you need to put your Quentiman costume on and start a 'Father's for Justice' thread ... your Daddies thread has ended up suggesting that you are shooring blanks and your missus conceived using a Turkey baster filled with contributions from either the Goons, the Chavs, or both

 

To be fair, mate, that is exactly what I meant.

 

Then colour me rattled.

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Hod rims Bod

 

Let me just add, that I know full well how ridiculous this thread is!

My thought process in creating this thread was as follows:-

1. Who is an iconic Cockney (Northerners believing that anyone with a London accent, including those from Essex, are Cockneys)?
2. What is his most iconic quote?
3. How can I link that to a thread about Spurs?
4. Will it have maximum wum potential?

I came up with a few possibilities: Del Boy, Phil Daniels, Bob Hoskins... but settled on Ray Winstone fairly quickly. From there on in, the rest was a piece of piss.

"Who's the Daddy?" from his superb Scum would clearly wind up the Northerners.

Linking "the Daddies of London" to a mini London Prem league was a stroke of wum genius, of course! Especially if posted by a Spurs fan. It is redolent with unadulterated wummery!

 

Nice concept, shame you ended up wumming the Spuds

Classic HIAG

 

Yeah, as if this thread was made to or would wind us norverners up.

 

But see, I haven't, Pix.

I can quite understand why you desperately need to believe that.

The fact is, this is yet another perfect wum thread from yours truly (me).

The only way that this thread can backfire on me is if both Chavs and Arsenal end up finishing above us, come the end of the season.

It's a risk that I am prepared to take, because I have the stones for this kind of banter.

You don't, Pix.

 

Bod has already pointed out that you're nowhere near being the 'Daddies of London'.

You wummed yourself, again

 

That was kinda the whole point of the wum, mate.

Spurs are lagging painfully behind Chavs and Gunners in terms of trophies, but I am capitalising on the fact that we are currently the highest placed London side in the Prem.

Has the penny dropped yet?

 

The point was wumming yourself, okay

And you are 'capitalising' on the fact that in Oct you are 1 point ahead of Arsenal and Chelsea

 

It's a no-lose thread for 'Mouth of the South' HIAG, as if Spurs flop spectacularly, then he'll just go missing for a few days/weeks and claim he was playing golf with Tiger Woods.

 

First he'll have a little blub, then claim he was only on the wind up, then he'll fly off in his chopper for a round with Tiger.

 

Youre wasted fella you should try becoming a human being and give up the dildo life as its clear its tragic.

 

Really?

Why is it then that I have you all so rattled?

Yes.

It's working a treat.

 

I don't play much golf these days, Tel.

 

That’s because you’re mistaking being rattled with having the piss taken out of you

 

and just like that, down goes hiag.

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