26 years since they last won the FA cup. But seeing as Arsenal have won it 3 times in the last 4 seasons HIAG reckons it no longer counts, so it’s 56 years since spurs’ last ‘real’ trophy.
Yes, I was gigging, but not with the band. I was doing some table-hopping with my magic. In a moment, I am going to perform for you my famous Magic Net effect, whereby fish are magically enticed into leaping into a small fishing net, from out of nowhere, to flip-flop at my command.
So, that massive 3 points Utd are ahead of Spurs means they are still in the hunt? City are gonna romp it Mr Custard, Utd stumble to points but City are playing eye candy football and scoring for fun.
Spuds will now be on a free fall. Seriously ££££ do look very good and will take some doing to stop them winning the title
... might want to start by making a few commas disappear ... that last sentence was appallingly constructed
I've heard that HIAGster's magic wand is more like a toothpick. Not much a woman with such a big baggy gash as mine is going to do with that. Heard he's got a dildo collection though, is that right ? He could still get lucky and I'll show him how to actaully use one.