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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    So... they have to actually TRAIN at being that bad?

    "Right lads, for this week's master class, we will pretend we are 3-1 up and in real danger of actually getting a result. We're going to work on ways to blow this lead and ensure we maintain our status in the league and keep both of our fans miserable "
     
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    <laugh>

    They'll need a twelve pack.
     
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    They’ll be happy with just 6 lined up in a row...
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ...one for each digit.
     
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    This just popped up on my Facebook feed.

    Guten nacht.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. RobEllious

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    As everyone desserts? What does he mean when we dessert?
    Oh no, wait, I get it. They don't know how to spell desert because it's only known as 'when the away team scores" over there.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    I like to dessert. Usually after I have startered and mained.
     
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    Remarkable.
     
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    <laugh> mad bastard!
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I think the mackems are starting to crap themselves over this possible takeover...added to the fact that we have a top manager and they are ****. I remember a few years ago RAW saying that he feared us getting it right on and off the pitch because we have so much potential. For any newcomers on here, RAW is one of the sunderland posters who used to post on our board but no longer does.

    To be fair, a lot of them don't even post on their OWN board anymore <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This I find hilarious...Simon 'Larry' Grayon failed to win any of his last six league games as Preston manager...he has won only one of his thirteen league games as manager of Useless Sunderland.

    One win in nineteen for Larry...that's an incredible league win ratio over those games of 5.26%...even though 'he knows this league'. No wonder he looks like a rabbit in a car's headlights.

    Next up is Bristol City at home, will Larry get the boot if the mackems lose? Lets hope they keep him whatever happens, the above stats tell us Larry is taking them doon! <laugh>
     
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  13. Judge Death

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    Ah ReleGrayson - the gift that (hopefully) keeps on giving!
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Bolton game on the 31-10-17 <monster> HALLOWEEN <monster>

    There will be a few Ghouls out that day
    hopefully all in the Scumberland net



    see what I did there
     
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    <laugh> and we've been calling him Larry? This is much better
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    How about a mash-up of LarreleGrayson?
     
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  17. RobEllious

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    Dude you just blew my mind!
     
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    The press are boycotting Sunderland too...
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Is that the pre-match team talk?
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Yep.
     
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