Daftest Thing You've Ever Done

he should've blamed the *****, he'd have gotten a lighter sentence

 

He was always a ****ing moron. Remember in 2nd year him asking the teacher to come and explain what the word "fur" meant. ****nig spastic.

 

FUR ****s sake

 

FUR

 

Exactly. How he thought he could get away with insurance fraud I don't know. The guy was a half-wit. We had some right dobbers at our school, people who should have just been removed from the gene pool and because it was a wee school they stuck out like sore thumbs.

 

which they didnt have

 

I though it would have been an extra wee pinky on each hand, which helps on a clear night when they are pointing at the big silver disc in the sky.

 

silver disc? oh you mean Arnac, god of death and the pale fire

 

Went out straight from work & got absolutely battered a few years back.

Stumbled to the front door about 3 in the morning & the door wouldn't open, realised I was holding my bank card up to the door thinking it would open like the doors at work do Laughed at myself for about 5 minutes then pulled out my work pass to try & open the door Laughed to myself for 5 minutes & my mom started shouting out the window to use my fecking keys

 

I believe in Glycon the glove-puppet snake god!

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