Self service, please help yourself to a shot of Amstel. It's fine I'll just wait here, the sun is shining in Manchester today which means one thing.... it'll rain at 5pm.
I find those help yourself bars very dangerous... had one at the last gaff I was at. I went to town and nicked a plastic pint glass from an Irish bar, saves going to the bar every 2 mins.
didn’t even notice that. I’ve seen all sorts and shapes of bodies this week. Shiny fat Germans, demure older French ladies. And to be fair I’ve clocked some fine toosh too