Off Topic Old v New. Cars.

...and a Tonka Tipper Truck ...

 

Worst car I ever drove was a Pontiac LeMans. I called it the Pontiac LeMon.

 

My first car was a Mark IV Cortina, 1.6 ltr. Blue with silver alloys.

I loved that car.

Still do, in fact, which is why I still have it and use it as my main vehicle.

Actually, it is the only car I own.

All that stuff about Mercs was just me trying to impress you lads.

 

Are you still into cross-dressing, Bambs, or did you give that up after "Uni?"

 

My mate had a white one...looked like a ****ing fridge in a wheelbarrow

 

Good to see you Quentin ... some people thought you might have gone missing after your latest footballing prediction fcuk up ... and given the reliability of your SatNav, that was a concern ... take it you were just round at Rupert's taking a consolation bumming?

 

In the 1970's the motorbike and sidecar was popular
You may recall Arthur and Olive using one in On The Buses
I spent the majority of 1972 wedged in a sidecar
Eventually I lost enough weight to get out of it

 

My parents gave me their old Hillman Hunter and still wish i hadn't sold it (not the one in the photo).

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Currently drive a Nissan Leaf which is easily the smoothest drive i've ever had. The silence of the motor is completely disconcerting at first and I've almost knocked a few pedestrians over that didn't hear the car. Will never buy another ICE car again. Have a Tesla model 3 on order though i don't suppose i'll see it any time before 2019.

 

My old man had one of those when we were kids. He then had an Austin Princess Vanden plas. It was the muts nuts at the time. But looking back it was a bag of ****e.

Thing is those cars today are fetching a mint.

 

So it was you ya bastard! Blow your horn next time!

Or may be it wasn't you on Worship St that almost made me roadkill on Monday!!!

 

I once got ripped off which wasn't very sensible.

I wanted one of these for my garage

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but I ended up with one of these

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Stop complaining, i had to recharge it 4 times in order to get there to almost knock you over.

 

go any faster and you can retire the bloke carrying a red flag in front of you!

 

It's the only job Skiddy's qualified for

 

I once got mistaken for a hatchback

 

you must get some serious back door action

 

When I walk backwards I beep

 

I heard you only like white British cars.