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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    3... But I've already started explaining it to him so he's ready.
     
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  2. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    November's a bit early even for me mate.

    I love it that the kids (20 odd year olds) want to come to mine for Christmas. We've only been in our village 4 years but new traditions are already being made.

    Hate the Christmas adverts and Tescos having Christmas stuff on the shelves in September though.

    My wife and I go to Odeon MK every December to watch It's A Wonderful Life since they started showing it.

    That's when Christmas starts in our house.
     
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  3. Stan

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    He's maybe still a bit too young but...you have to do a Portable North Pole vid at some point.

    https://www.portablenorthpole.com

    And, if you've got the patience, try and use the Santa Spy Cam app. It's really unreliable but when it works eventually it makes their little heads spin.
     
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  4. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    No problem mate. I'll save you a stamp and write your letter to Santa for ya.

    Fingers crossed <ok>
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

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    Done the whole single dad thing mate!

    Make the most of it. They don't forget!
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah I remember my sister doing those for her lads, like you say he's probably a bit young now but on the list.

    I'll look into that app too mate, cheers.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    If you fancy a quick laugh type 'gob ****es' into Google maps.
     
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  8. Chief

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    What I mean is, 'what are we getting the kids for Christmas, who is hosting, is Christmas eve booked?' sort of stuff.

    You can't just flick a switch on the 1st of December!

    The whole thing is a great crack, regardless of religion and such like.
     
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    Oh, got you mate <ok>

    Hell, we were asking those sorts of questions in September <laugh>
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    I'd say you have earned yourself a couple of blowjobs <ok>
     
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    We do this, or used to. The stupid American Santa can't pronounce two of our kids names though!

    He calls my middle son Ocean.
     
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  13. Stan

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    I think he's more Scandinavian than American but I know what you mean!

    Think mine are now too old for it sadly.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bit bloody nippy this morning.
     
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    Nice n sunny here mate, in Stoke

    Have to go get a van in a bit. Picking up a kitchen
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'm up early. Haircut time.. Will have another cuppa first. To thaw out..
     
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    Cuppa sounds like a plan. So does haircut if my barber mate is at his shop
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ever tried a Turkish barber? ****ers are opening up everywhere
     
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    Few Iraqis and Kurds round our way.

    Started of good but now few needing a slap imo
     
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  20. Stan

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    Kustard can arrange that.
     
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