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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Oct 24, 2017.

  1. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    I think she might have valves on those inflatables that are stuck on where her tits used to be <ok>
     
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    Nothing wrong with a Chav...they can be filthy, you snotty ****ers
     
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    Converse Hiag edition.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Best at 40psi.
     
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    Thank you!
    Someone who shares my opinion.
    Chav chicks are good for little else.
    May as well utilise them for the one thing they excel at, other than crime.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    I was thinking more sketchers.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    I like her look. Mucky.
     
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  8. Burly Hurley

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    Boring as **** white shirts and black trousers for work from M&S. Black shoes for work from NEXT, coz they're cheap!

    Outside of work, Armani and 501's jeans and Diesel, Superdry, RL t-shirts and tops.
     
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    You'd have a great time
     
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    Yeah, and they've usually got gonorrhea as they've let half the estate ride them bareback.
     
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    If the guys from Weird Science decided to replace Kelly LeBrock with a chav then they'd end up with Delta White.

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    Like Princess Diana was an angel? (For example)

    Hoes are hoes.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    She's no Kelly LeBrock like.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    And tuxedo?
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Only on missions ;)
     
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    She had a bit of cheeky cock, but she didn't let Gaz, Wayne and Bazza triple **** her up every hole after a litre of Vodka and a couple of lines.
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    I have some basic fashion rules, because I don't want to look a chavvy **** like most of the contributers to this thread so far...

    No one over the age of 25 should wear trainers for anything other than playing sport/going to the gym etc.

    Only 4 brands of jeans are acceptable - Levis, Lee, Wrangler or primark. Nothing else should ever be worn. Ever.

    I won't wear anything with a conspicuous label; why would I pay to advertise someone else's product? They should pay me, if they want me to walk around with adidas/gucci/superdry emblazoned on me.

    Being a proper gent, I prefer to do my shopping in Jermyn Street or Saville Row. Or Rockit in Brick Lane for the very best in vintage (alright, 2nd hand) gear. They also have a branch in Covent Garden, where I bought a London Fog leather coat for £5 recently.

    A man must have standards - evem a scruff like me.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    You also watch antigue roadshow and strictly come dancing.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Doesn't everyone?
     
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